Chapter 9 - Mundane Ambitions
"Fu(As expected, it is one of the largest
wonder creatures of all time. It was quite a formidable foe. But I won!)“
The excitement is rising after a battle with a
strong enemy.
Without using my mother's milk enhancement, I
made full use of the spiritual power in my body to prevent the erosion of the
mysterious creature.
Like the hero of a manga, my spiritual power
has increased dramatically after defeating a powerful enemy.
It feels very good to be rewarded with growth
that I can actually feel.
"Ahhhh (I couldn't have grown up like this
when I was an old man)."
Once again, I realize the magnificence of young
bodies.
And I feel like my spirit has been dragging on
my body lately.
I had always been determined to be proactive,
but I'm sure I wasn't this upbeat at the time of my death.
Perhaps it is not a lie to say that a sound
mind comes from a sound body.
I have regained my sexual desire, which I had
forgotten about, and being young is a wonderful thing that cannot be replaced
by anything else.
"Kepu (Now, let's finish the break. I have
to increase my spiritual power as much as possible)"
After a sort of after-dinner break, I'm back to
fighting the mysterious creatures.
So far, I have always been passive, but from
now on I will guide the mysterious creature, which only comes close but does
not approach my mouth.
Specifically, I extend my arms, which are finally
able to move, and provide a path to my mouth.
The mysterious creature had a problem climbing
my face, or maybe it was just a neckline, but that's the only way it could move
up to my mouth.
Then immediately, I will eat it.
I still feel sick to my stomach, but that's
nothing when I think of the growth that will follow.
I remembered my various desires along with my
libido, and I thought of the things I would like to do when I became a
celebrity in the Onmyouji world.
First, I want to have a girlfriend.(T/N – The
most important goal!)
My previous life was not colorful at all.
Still, there was always only a yearning. When I was young, I thought I could
fall in love and get married at any time, but I was wrong. No one taught me
that love is a limited-time event, something you can only do when you are
young. The fact that I was lonely and felt mother's love on my deathbed made me
finally realize that I was starving for human warmth.
In this life I want to die surrounded by my
family. If I become a famous Onmyoji, I will be able to pursue a nice girl.
And next, money.
Without something to precede you, you can't do
anything. In my previous life, I ended up wasting most of my life trying to
make money. I don't want to live like that anymore. I want to create an
environment where I can work as a professional Onmyoji and not have to worry
about money.
Finally, to help others.
I was an ordinary guy who could never be
anything, I wanted to be special. I want to be as grand and successful as the
hero of the story, and I want to shine like a celebrity who cheers up his fans.
It is not a wish that can be fulfilled so easily, but since I have risked my
life twice, I might as well give it a try.
As an Onmyoji, I dash to the rescue of those in
trouble against Yokai. Sometimes it is not bad to be a hero without thinking
about profit and loss.
All of this is a desire that can only be
fulfilled when one gains strength as an Onmyoji and can afford it.
Be the cornerstone to make that desire come
true---I need you to be the cornerstone.
Thus, I was absorbing the mysterious creatures
more aggressively than ever before.
----
"Ah (Babies grow up so fast. I'm already
sitting on my head.)"
Finally my neck sat up, that's what they told
me when they examined me at my 3 month checkup.
I hear a lot about neck sitting, but this is
what it feels like.
My dangling neck is now firmly supported by the
muscles.
Other growth conditions are also favorable,
according to the doctor.
"Saint, it's Mama. Mamma."
And at three months, it is the time when babies
begin to distinguish between their mothers and other humans.
Until then, all humans feel the same way to a
normal baby.
That's what the doctor said.
"As expected, he cant speak yet... After
all, they seem to vocalize similarly to mom and dad at about 6 months."
That's what my fucking father, who searched for
it on his phone, says.
Is this what parenting is like today? It's not
surprising, but with easily searchable smartphones, we can borrow as much
wisdom from our ancestors as we want.
I'm also of the generation that used to use
smart phones with vigor, but I don't have the experience of raising children,
so it's somewhat unnerving to see this kind of scene.
I feel a sense of unselfish love from my
parents who are doing some serious research for me, I guess…
"......It's Dad."
But I ain't gonna forget what you did.
No matter how many enhancement and training
programs were in place, that was a lethal level.
Don't think you'll be forgiven if you show some
delicacy.
When I grow up, I'm going to treat him like a
hard-headed, stubborn father, I suppose. I'm sure when I grow up, I will be
treated like a stubborn old man who is the head of the household. I can almost
imagine that when I see this clumsiness.
"You also want me to call you Saint, don't
you? Mm-hmm."
"......"
I will absolutely not be making such a call.
I'll start with "mama" and speak
various words, and at the end I'll say " pa ...... papa ...... paia".
"You, too, are you in good shape?"
"Yes, I've been through this with Saint,
so I'll be fine."
He suddenly shifts from talking about me to
talking about mom, showing his concern in his clumsy asshole father way. It's
no wonder.
After all, mother got pregnant.(T/N –
WHAT?!Well that was unexpected)
That's because if you have sex that much
without contraception, you will have children.
Yay Saint, your family will grow.
What a time to say that. What kind of a family
plan is it to get your wife pregnant when you have a baby with her? I mean, how
hard would it be to raise two kids at the same time, when my asshole of a
father doesn't come home much.
All I can do is be a good, hands-off kid.
Except for the concern about the burden on the
mother, it is a blessing to be graced with a child.
I don't know if it's a brother or sister, but I
can't imagine much since I was an only child in my previous life.
I want to be thought of as a dependable and
cool older brother.
"Ah (Then I guess the question is only
about the mysterious creatures)."
Spiritual element collection is progressing
well.
I'm getting the hang of moving the spirit
power, and I'm able to separate the spirit elements efficiently. If a physical
volume existed in the large amount of spiritual elements gathered, it would
have accumulated to the point where my stomach would have burst.
But it doesn't work that way. Perhaps the
spirit element is something energy-like.
I spend most of the day in bed, and every time
I wake up, I take out the spiritual element from my recovering spiritual power.
And there were changes in the mysterious
creatures.
"Ew (What's with the increased percentage
of winged insects?)"
The number of winged insects, probably an
evolved form of maggots, is increasing.
I call them evolved forms, and they are very
invasive.
That said, when you absorb those guys, your spiritual power increases greatly.
I kind of hate the situation of insects
breeding in my house, even though they are mysterious creatures necessary for
my growth. I feel like this house that my mother is working so hard to clean is
being made dirty.
They are not insects to begin with, but I still
feel bad at the sight of them.
I myself must be the most uncomfortable from
the standpoint of others as I greet the winged insect with my mouth half open
while thinking about such a thing.
It is a shocking scene that could be used in a
horror movie commercial.
It's just for now. Because it's the only time
you can get a spiritual boost.
I'll do it without hesitation.
Other than that, the absorption of this
mysterious organism is a simple and unremarkable process that is not worth
mentioning.
I have to wait for the other side to challenge me to battle, and no one can see the infighting in my belly. Now that my spiritual power is abundant, there are no more mysterious creatures that can threaten me. Even the winged insects are perceived merely as "a little bit crunchy“.
I've gotten a lot stronger, too, maybe because
I was thinking like that.
One afternoon, that guy came to me as I was
sleeping lightly.
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